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Dez The demon decorator
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Brighten up you home, it said in the advert All your decorating done by an expert How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day - glo scullery... (Chorus:) Dez the demon... never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee Dez the demon... never get a cheque, he'll never get a cheque from me Dez the demon decorator He split a tin o'gloss coz he's a clumsy swine I'll paint the carpet pink, I've got no turpentine Pink footprints everywhere reminding me The neighbours came for tea & they began to frown The wallpaper was cock - eyed, flowers upside down What the flippen 'ecks that decorating clown done now... (Chorus... Guitar Bit) Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye - sore Bumps & Lumps in the wallpaper, paint splashed on the floor I won't be calling Dez the demon, won't be calling Dez the demon I won't be calling Dez the demon decorator anymore... Return to Toy Dolls lyrics |
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