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Like A Surgeon
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
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I finally made it through Med-School Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, so I'll still make A mistake or two.. I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid Yeah, I'm trying to avoid a Malpractice suit.. Like a surgeon Cutting for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Better give me all your gauze nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see that IV Here we go Time to operate I'll pull his insides out Yeah, I'll pull his insides out And see what he ate.... Like a surgeon (hey!) Cutting for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants on mind.. It's a fact, I'm a quack A disgrace to the AMA Because my patients die Yeah, my patients die Before they can pay Like a surgeon (hey) Cutting for the very last time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign Like a surgeon Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh Like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, And my forceps, And retractors.... Like a surgeon..... Return to Weird Al Yankovic lyrics |
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